Gepweejin Weghabab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable shark.

Gepweejin Weghabab created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepweejin Weghabab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepweejin Weghabab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gepweejin Weghabab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gepweejin Weghabab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not take Gepweejin Weghabab's name in vain.

3. Never feed rice to whales while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not sing in public.