Weegofrow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome swan.

Weegofrow created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weegofrow, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegofrow, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Weegofrow's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Weegofrow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. You must love Weegofrow.