Quafjiglap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented crocodile.

Quafjiglap created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafjiglap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafjiglap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quafjiglap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quafjiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Quafjiglap five times a day.