Bidstigbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional goat.

Bidstigbest created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidstigbest, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidstigbest, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bidstigbest's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bidstigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Bidstigbest loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about nebulae.