Fidbell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless goblin.

Fidbell created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbell, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fidbell, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fidbell's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if three ducks approach from the east.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.