Podgilcun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet zebra.

Podgilcun created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podgilcun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Podgilcun, it will manifest in front of you.

Podgilcun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Podgilcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.