Gemlogmit Pinmutboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless donkey.

Gemlogmit Pinmutboss created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlogmit Pinmutboss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gemlogmit Pinmutboss, it will turn you into a slug.

Gemlogmit Pinmutboss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gemlogmit Pinmutboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if three goats approach from the west.