Didquafarnyog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet gorilla.

Didquafarnyog created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didquafarnyog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didquafarnyog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Didquafarnyog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Didquafarnyog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Didquafarnyog loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Didquafarnyog.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.