Citominhan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful squid.

Citominhan created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Citominhan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citominhan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Citominhan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Citominhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear gray coats.