Bembidzod Zansaftig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable wolf.

Bembidzod Zansaftig created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembidzod Zansaftig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bembidzod Zansaftig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bembidzod Zansaftig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bembidzod Zansaftig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.