Dapomtjanlagzan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane wyvern.

Dapomtjanlagzan created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapomtjanlagzan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapomtjanlagzan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dapomtjanlagzan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dapomtjanlagzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near ants.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always obey Dapomtjanlagzan's priests.