Zakbissmut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating dryad.

Zakbissmut created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbissmut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zakbissmut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Zakbissmut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zakbissmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zakbissmut's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump near swans.