Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise dryad.

Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Damgubrotwignuttettitonk Titkabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.