Tig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage camel.

Tig created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tig.

3. You must pray to Tig six times a day.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.