Begartpon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise camel.

Begartpon created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begartpon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Begartpon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Begartpon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Begartpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.