Bomnarlpid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart ant.

Bomnarlpid created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnarlpid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bomnarlpid, she will turn you into a slug.

Bomnarlpid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bomnarlpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not take Bomnarlpid's name in vain.