Dimhadcedbessmottag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate jaguar.

Dimhadcedbessmottag created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimhadcedbessmottag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimhadcedbessmottag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dimhadcedbessmottag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dimhadcedbessmottag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dimhadcedbessmottag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dimhadcedbessmottag.