Kabmabcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow owl.

Kabmabcim created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmabcim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kabmabcim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kabmabcim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kabmabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.