Queeggabkoplip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent porpoise.

Queeggabkoplip created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggabkoplip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queeggabkoplip, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Queeggabkoplip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Queeggabkoplip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Queeggabkoplip on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit near snakes.

4. Always obey Queeggabkoplip's priests.

5. Never wear blue tights.