Abgabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring hare.

Abgabyar created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abgabyar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abgabyar, it will try to impress you with trees.

Abgabyar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Abgabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abgabyar.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.