Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy aardvark.

Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fodlikpandubbissrotfunzim.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never eat green fruit.