Xinmisgab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish badger.

Xinmisgab created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinmisgab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinmisgab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xinmisgab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Xinmisgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Xinmisgab on top of all buildings.