Cephatlist is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty mouse.

Cephatlist created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Cephatlist, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cephatlist, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cephatlist's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cephatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Cephatlist loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never talk about comets.