Nellpak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust donkey.

Nellpak created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellpak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellpak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nellpak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nellpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of snakes.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.