Bimjabxin is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying pig.
Bimjabxin created snails four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bimjabxin, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Bimjabxin, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Bimjabxin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Bimjabxin's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. You must pray to Bimjabxin four times a day.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Worship no other gods but Bimjabxin.
5. Never talk about nebulae.