Bimjabxin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying pig.

Bimjabxin created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimjabxin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimjabxin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bimjabxin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bimjabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Bimjabxin four times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Bimjabxin.

5. Never talk about nebulae.