Ominbonkcedtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited warg.

Ominbonkcedtad created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbonkcedtad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominbonkcedtad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominbonkcedtad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ominbonkcedtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ominbonkcedtad on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Ominbonkcedtad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.