Hitbissbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing tortoise.

Hitbissbog created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbissbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hitbissbog, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hitbissbog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hitbissbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your chest yellow.