Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy troll.

Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak, she will not care.

Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Narltitganril Bonqueegbednigcudtomlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.