Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient chinchilla.

Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yarlrotnullfad Sathomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Run away if six tapirs approach from the west.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Feed all hungry snails.