Apprigfab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise swan.

Apprigfab created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apprigfab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Apprigfab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Apprigfab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Apprigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Apprigfab first in all things.

5. Never talk about nebulae.