Pidbedhot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic hamster.

Pidbedhot created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbedhot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidbedhot, it will ignore you.

Pidbedhot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pidbedhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Put Pidbedhot first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not shave your feet.