Flisfliggam Dissmiggud is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart clam.

Flisfliggam Dissmiggud created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfliggam Dissmiggud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flisfliggam Dissmiggud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flisfliggam Dissmiggud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flisfliggam Dissmiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never feed lentils to squirrels while wearing brown shoes.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Flisfliggam Dissmiggud on top of all buildings.

5. You must pray to Flisfliggam Dissmiggud nine times a day.