Yamshavshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy dugong.

Yamshavshav created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamshavshav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yamshavshav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yamshavshav's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yamshavshav's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Yamshavshav's name in vain.