Kipcibced is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous sheep.

Kipcibced created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcibced, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kipcibced, she will throw large rocks at you.

Kipcibced's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kipcibced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from brown swans for they are unholy.