Gungutgub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless tortoise.

Gungutgub created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungutgub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gungutgub, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gungutgub's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gungutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gungutgub on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not take Gungutgub's name in vain.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.