Zithadnad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered dove.

Zithadnad created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zithadnad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zithadnad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zithadnad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zithadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.