Donzimpop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate yak.

Donzimpop created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Donzimpop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donzimpop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Donzimpop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Donzimpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Never talk about gravity.