Bellinvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating hamster.

Bellinvag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellinvag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellinvag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bellinvag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellinvag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Bellinvag.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Bellinvag on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.