Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart dragonfly.

Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak, he will manifest in front of you.

Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quillpanghotyarpminpiggep Laksidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck indigo.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.