Fadcetben Basstonfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Fadcetben Basstonfed created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcetben Basstonfed, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fadcetben Basstonfed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fadcetben Basstonfed's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fadcetben Basstonfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta scarves.

2. Fadcetben Basstonfed loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.