Xuckdusstif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain naga.

Xuckdusstif created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdusstif, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckdusstif, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xuckdusstif's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Xuckdusstif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face gray.

2. Worship no other gods but Xuckdusstif.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.