Bemfenhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing goat.

Bemfenhad created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemfenhad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemfenhad, she will make you grow a tail.

Bemfenhad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bemfenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Bemfenhad first in all things.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.