Narlnutsit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, uncaring hedgehog.

Narlnutsit created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnutsit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlnutsit, he will turn you into a worm.

Narlnutsit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Narlnutsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not take Narlnutsit's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear brown.