Fligwotpignurtbugbop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental mole.

Fligwotpignurtbugbop created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligwotpignurtbugbop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligwotpignurtbugbop, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fligwotpignurtbugbop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fligwotpignurtbugbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fligwotpignurtbugbop.