Hintarpbodlincun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, wise shrew.

Hintarpbodlincun created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hintarpbodlincun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hintarpbodlincun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hintarpbodlincun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hintarpbodlincun's Holy Commandments

1. Hintarpbodlincun loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help swans.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hintarpbodlincun on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Hintarpbodlincun.

5. Always pray immersed in water.