Migzan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving swan.

Migzan created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Migzan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Migzan, she will destroy your home planet.

Migzan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Migzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never talk about whales.