Fitmumhen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart naga.

Fitmumhen created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmumhen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitmumhen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fitmumhen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fitmumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.