Ontfidtal is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent warg.

Ontfidtal created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontfidtal, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontfidtal, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ontfidtal's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ontfidtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Ontfidtal on top of important buildings.