Hakjatstaf Cudpompan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, two-faced lion.

Hakjatstaf Cudpompan created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hakjatstaf Cudpompan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hakjatstaf Cudpompan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hakjatstaf Cudpompan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hakjatstaf Cudpompan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.