Betlimgess is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable warg.
Betlimgess created an electron nine million years ago.
If you believe in Betlimgess, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Betlimgess, he will not care.
Betlimgess' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Betlimgess' Holy Commandments
1. Do not take Betlimgess' name in vain.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not speak about peas.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Do not sing in public.